I went for lunch with two friends today. TJ was amazing and amusing in equal quantities.
This is how.
He fed me some of his tangerine. First by trying to insert it into my eye and then in my mouth. I don’t like tangerine, but he wouldn’t take no for an answer.
He repeatedly took small packs of crayons from a pot and tried to eat the cardboard they came in.
He walked around the restaurant with me and showed me the bathroom, three times.
He pooped whilst standing next to someone else’s table. His pooface gave the game away.
He played peekaboo with my friends and made them laugh.
He shoved butternut squash purée sandwiches in his face like they were the best thing he’s ever eaten.
He made my friends touch his wafer before each bite he took of it.
He did all this on no nap. Aside from the not napping thing, I couldn’t be more in love with my crazy little baby.